Burning Up

I've recently received some heat from a few of my friends. It seems my post has gotten under their skin, rattled their cage, and exposed some of them a heathens to their fellow church goers and in-laws. Some of the things I put in my story line have been changed/removed due to some accidental disrespect issues and privacy issues. I would like to apologise to my closest friends for that part of the post.
Damn- this is WAY too serious.
I think it's time to offend some people. In the comments section below, enter the most offensive joke you've ever heard. Ever. I don't care if it's vulgar, obscene, dirty, disgusting or any combination of said adjective.